It was tense even before they started. Reporters tweeted out that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump entered the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner from separate sides of the room, and didn’t even shake hands (which at this point, really isn’t a surprise).
But there was hope that the event could serve as a comedic salve for the nation following three decidedly nasty presidential debates. The fundraising event for Catholic charities — now in its 71st year — traditionally is a time for the candidates to offer jokes about themselves and their opponent.
Trump spoke first, and it was hard at times to tell if he was joking. Trump complained about all the politicians who loved him, his money and his endorsements before he decided to run for president. “Suddenly, [they] decided when I ran for president as a Republican that I’ve always been a no-good, rotten, disgusting scoundrel. And they totally forgot about me.” And he continued, to silence from the crowd, “But that’s OK.”
Some of Trump’s jokes resonated, such as his crack about Clinton’s ongoing email server saga. “And even tonight, with all of the heated back and forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil with each other. In fact just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me, and she very civilly said, ‘Pardon me.’”
It was a direct reference to the FBI’s decision to not charge Clinton over her use of a private email server, and Trump’s claims that he’d prosecute her over the matter if he becomes president. He continued, “And I very politely replied, ‘Let me talk to you about that after I get into office.’”
Trump also joked about calling Hillary Clinton a “nasty woman” at the last debate. “But this stuff is all relative,” he said. “After listening to Hillary rattle on and on and on, I don’t think so badly of Rosie O’Donnell anymore,” another famous woman he’s previously disparaged.
The Republican nominee even scored laughter at the expense of his wife Melania, who drew sharp criticism after she plagiarized portions of a Michelle Obama speech in her 2016 address to the Republican National Convention. “Michelle Obama gives a speech and everyone loves it, it’s fantastic,” Trump said. “They think she’s absolutely great. My wife Melania gives the exact same speech, and people get on her case!”
But then things went south. Trump called Hillary Clinton corrupt several times, and not in a joking kind of way. “Hillary believes that it’s vital to deceive the people by having one public policy and a totally different policy in private.” That remark drew boos.
And there were even more boos when Trump alluded to recent emails dumped by WikiLeaks showing Clinton staffers disparaging conservative Catholics. “Here she is tonight, in public, pretending not to hate Catholics.”
Clinton, as she’s known to do, smiled throughout. But when it was her turn she also let her opponent have it, ribbing him over his recent allegations that the election might be rigged, and that he may not accept the results of the vote. “It’s amazing I’m up here after Donald,” Clinton said. “I didn’t think he’d be okay with a peaceful transition of power.”
She mocked Trump for talking over her during the debates. She mocked Trump’s running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, for defending Trump to no end, saying she’d enjoy listening to Trump’s VP pick denying Trump ever gave his Al Smith Dinner speech. She mocked Trump on the way he talks about women’s looks, saying he’d rank the Statue of Liberty “a four, maybe a five if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair.”
The Clinton line that drew the most laughs might have been her take on Trump’s debate performance and the drama he provided before it even started. “Sharing a stage with Donald Trump is like, well, nothing really comes to mind,” Clinton said. “Donald wanted me drug tested before last night’s debate… I am so flattered that Donald thought I used some sort of performance enhancer. Now, actually I did. It’s called preparation.”
After pausing for laughter, Clinton added, “And looking back, I’ve had to listen to Donald for three full debates, and he says I don’t have any stamina!”
One needed much stamina to endure the sometimes cringe-worthy moments from last night’s Al Smith Dinner. Though Trump provided almost all of them, Clinton’s more traditional speech couldn’t lift the awkward mood of the event. If the Al Smith Dinner in previous years has served as a respite from bitter campaign seasons, this year it may have failed to do so.
There was at least one bright spot, though. Before the event was done Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump shook hands. The development was announced from the stage, to applause.